5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本精选3篇

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分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇1

人物: rabbit(小兔),fox(狐狸),monkey(小猴),tortoise(乌龟),mummy bear(熊妈妈),baby bear(熊宝宝),lion(狮子),bird(小鸟)。

布景:大森林背景,舞台右角是一座小房子,一棵木瓜树,中间有一棵大树,舞台左角有一块大石头,左角**阶上有两棵桃树。

(大幕在抒情、优美的音乐声中徐徐开启)

:In this beautiful forest, There live many lovely animals, they love each other and live a happy life!

在一个美丽的大森林里,住着许许多多的小动物,他们在一起相亲相爱,生活得可幸福了!

第一景:小动物群舞

小兔舞 (音乐:活泼、轻快、跳跃)

狐狸舞 (扭动腰肢,跳节奏感极强的迪斯科)

乌龟舞 (一伸一缩,音乐:缓慢、低沉、滑稽)

小猴舞 (调皮、灵巧,可用西游记主题曲)

(音乐转为轻柔、舒缓,小兔一人旋转跳舞,音乐渐弱转为流水声,舞台灯光转暗,布景为湖边,木瓜树下。)

第二景::"咕咚"(清晰而响亮)

小兔:(吃惊的样子,四处看看)What’s the matter?

什么东西?

(倒退几步,拔腿就跑,正好撞**狐狸。)

狐狸:(奇怪的神情)What’s the matter? Why are you running?

跑什么呀?出了什么事?

小兔:(气喘嘘虚的样子):"Gu dong, Gu dong is coming."

咕咚,咕咚来了。

狐狸:(害怕的样子):Oh! Horrible, let’s run.

哇!太可怕了,让我们跑吧!

(这时候,熊妈妈提着篮子和熊宝宝从树后走出来,正好看到慌慌张张奔跑的小兔和狐狸。)

熊妈妈:(很惊奇的样子):What’s the matter? Why are you running?

出了什么事?你们跑什么呀?

小兔、狐狸(合):Gu dong is coming.

小熊:(害怕并躲在妈**怀里)mummy mummy, I’m frightened.

妈妈、妈妈,我害怕!

熊妈妈:(安慰宝宝)Oh! dear, Don’t be frightened, let’s run quickly.

乖宝宝,别害怕,让我们跑吧!快,快

(小猴、小鸟、乌龟在另一角台阶的桃树上看到,感到很奇怪)

小猴:(指着奔跑的小动物)Why? Why are they all running?

为什么,为什么他们都在跑?

乌龟:(很神秘的样子)Perhaps, A monster!

也许,是妖怪来了!

小猴、小鸟:(非常恐惧的样子)Oh, horrible, let’s run!

啊呀!太可怕了,快跑呀!

乌龟:(慌慌张张地跟在后面)wait! just wait.

等一等!

(大狮子正在一块石头下睡觉,众人吵吵闹闹的声音吵醒了它。狮子大吼一声,伸伸懒腰。)

狮子:(很生气的样子) It’s very noise! Why ? why are you all running ?

太吵了,你们为什么都在跑呀?

众人合:(上气不接下气的样子)Gu dong, Gu dong is coming.

狮子:(感到很奇怪)Gu dong , What is it ? Where is it?

"咕咚",什么东西?在哪里?

(大家你看着我,我看着你,都在摇头。)

小猴:(问熊妈妈)Where?

在哪里?

熊妈妈:(摇摇头,)I don’t know.(转而问狐狸)Where

我不知道。 在哪里?

狐狸:(摇摇头,)I don’t know.(转而问小兔)Where?

我不知道。 在哪里?

(众人把目光都集中在小兔的身上。)

小兔:(挠挠脑袋,指着对面)It’s over there.

就在那边!

狮子:(很神气的样子)Let’s go and see.

走,去看看。

(大伙互相看看,都表现出非常害怕的样子。)

狮子:(拍拍胸脯,很勇敢的样子)come on, follow me.

走,跟我走!

(音乐响,一段雄壮有力的进行曲,众人排着整齐的队伍,大踏步地往前走,快到树下时,脚步慢下来。音乐停,全场一片寂静。)

狮子:(四处张望)Where? There is nothing here.

在哪里?什么都没有啊!

(正在这时候,一阵风吹来,咕咚一声,一棵木瓜掉进了湖里。)

小猴:(指着湖边)Oh! It’s a papaya! Gu dong is a papaya!

噢!原来是木瓜呀!

(众**笑,大幕在笑声中徐徐落下。)

The end.

全剧终

分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇2

旁白:It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.(边说边介绍,三人坐在课桌上)

Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? (边说边将手搭上Rose肩)

Jack: She is my girl.(打开Oscar的手)

Oscar: You are so cold.(脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众)what you wear, what you are.

Jack: What are you doing! (扔掉校服,脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖,面向观众)BoSi*(波斯登), warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.(将羽绒服披在Rose身上)

Rose:(向Jack)I love you.(向观众)But I love BoSi* more.

Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?

Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu(我的地盘我做主).

Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now……

Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! (从口袋里掏出铅笔,紧握手中)

Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! (同样掏出铅笔紧握手中)

Jack & Oscar: Fighting! (用铅笔互戳)----小蜜蜂~

Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! (拉二人)( J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水)

Rose: Help, help!(Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子)

Oscar: Honey, how are you?

Rose:(向观众)PiaoRou(飘柔), just so confident~(甩头发)

(Rose不小心推Oscar,Oscar落水) Oscar: Help, help!

Rose: Oh, no! (向Oscar伸手)(Jack抓过Rose的`手,对视)

Jack:(唱)你是我的玫瑰,你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~

Rose: But……what about Oscar?

Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.

Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~

旁白:At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder.

Jack: Do you feel cold?

Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.

Jack: Don’ …t worry. I have this! (从口袋里掏出打火机,并向观众展示)This is a magic DaHuoji(打火机).(Jack按下打火机)(Superwoman上,胸前贴一张纸,**S)

Superwoman:(向观众)Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I’m willing to help others.

Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?(Superwoman无视,面向Jack)

Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.

Jack: Take my girl together.

Superwoman: No way!(Superwoman下)(Jack第二次按下打火机)

(Indian Princess上,向观众合掌问候)

Princess: I am a princessfromIndia.

Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?

Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.(从口袋里掏出围巾)(Jack & Rose 尝试伸出脚,Princess上下晃动围巾)

Princess: Oh, no, it’s broken! My blanket! (边说边后退,渐远)

(Indian Princess下)(Jack第三次还没按,Harry Potter上,提着扫帚)

Harry: Yi? Where am I? (向观众)My name is Harry Potter. I’mfromHogwarts(霍格沃茨). I lose my way.

Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?

Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.(耸肩)

Jack:(愤怒地)Oh, my god! Go away at once! (指向前方)(Harry Potter下)

旁白:Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.

Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can’t support us for

a long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.

Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.

Jack: Then let the God decide it(二人低头虔诚祈祷状)

Rose: God will bless us.(Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来,包剪锤)

Jack & Rose: One two three!(Jack出锤子,Rose出包子)

Jack: I lose. You see, it’s God’s choice.(Rose连连摇头)

Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!

Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!(Jack跳下桌子,Rose伸手拉,未果)

Rose: You jump, I jump.(Rose跳下桌子,O未死, 继续叫救命……)

(旁白唱my heart will go on,音乐起,全剧终。Jack & Rose跳舞,张开手臂经典动作作结。).

分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇3

The Clever Rabbits(聪明小兔)

角色:

Red Eyes(红眼睛)Long Ears(长耳朵)Short Tail(短尾巴)

Big Wolf(大灰狼)Mother Rabbit(兔妈妈)

Storyteller翻译官

道具 房子,玩具、凳子,桌子,一棵树等。

布景 一座有门的房子里摆着一张桌子、几个凳子和一些玩具。

SceneI Three Rabbits(三只小兔子)

(一)

Storyteller:The Mother Rabbit has red Eyes,Long Ears and Short Tail.

兔妈妈有三个孩子,她给他们起名叫红眼睛、长耳朵和短尾巴。)

Red Eyes:(Coming to the front.上前。)

Hello!I"m Red Eyes.Glad to see you.

(你好!我是红眼睛。见到你很高兴。)

Long Ears:(Touch his long ears.着他的长耳朵。)

Hi!How do you do? Nice to see you.My name is Long Ears.

(嗨!你好!很高兴见到你。我叫长耳朵。)

Short Tail:(Show his tail.展示他的尾巴。)

Hello,boys and girls! I"m Short Tail.

(小朋友们,你们好!我是短尾巴。见到大家我很高兴。)

After this,they are playing games in随后,他们就在房子里玩游戏。)

(二)

Storyteller:A big wolf is hiding be-idea.Just then,the Mother Rabbit is the arm.

(一只大灰狼正躲在树后,他在打着坏主意。这时,兔妈妈提着一篮子萝卜回来了。) Mother Rabbit:(Singing a song.唱起了歌。) Little Rabbits,open the door.

(小兔子乖乖,把门开开,妈妈回来了。)

Big Wolf:Ah,I know their secret.啊,我知道他们的秘密了。)

Mother Rabbit:(Walking into the house.进了家门。)

Good evening,my children.Are you hungry?

Let"s have supper!

(晚上好,孩子们!你们饿了吧?咱们吃晚饭吧。)

Storyteller: The Big Bad Wolves(大灰狼来了)

Storyteller:Then next day,the(第二天,兔妈妈要出门了。)

Mother Rabbit:I am going to pick the door ,don"t open the door for strangers (我要去采蘑菇。千万记住,不要给陌生人开门。)

All:OK.

Storyteller:Three rabbits close the a while,they hear some one knocking at door.

Big Wolf:(Learn to sing.学着唱。)Little Rabbits,open the door.

Mother coming back.

(小兔子乖乖,把门开开,妈妈回来了。)

Red Eyes and Short Tail:Mother is(妈妈回来了。)

Long Ears:(Stop them opening the阻止他俩开门。)No.It"s not our mother.That isn"t like Mother"s voice. (不对。不是妈妈,那不像妈**声音。)

Red Eyes:Let me see.It"s not really(让我来看看。果然不是妈妈。)

Big Wolf:(Bang!Bang!Bang!)I"m your mother.Open the door in a hurry.

(我是你们的妈妈,快开门啊。)

Long Ears:All right.You must show your tail.

(好吧。那你必须把你的尾巴从门缝里伸进来)

Big Wolf:OK.

Storyteller:The clever rabbits clip the(小兔子把大灰狼的尾巴夹住了。)

Mother Rabbit:You Big Bad Wolf!(你这个大灰狼!)

Storyteller:With her words,she hits(说着,她捡起棍子狠狠地打大灰狼。)

Big Wolf:Oh.My God!My tail hurts.(噢。我的天啊!我的尾巴受伤了。)

Storyteller:The wolf"s tail is broken.

mother"s voice,they open the door and hug their mother.

(大灰狼的尾巴被夹断了,他逃走了。小兔子听到妈**声音,打开门,扑进妈**怀里。)

Mother Rabbit:My clever children.(我的乖孩子们。)

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